This is just the prologue.

trilithbaby:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

Omg, this bunny is hilarious

You don’t have to save me. Just hold my hand while I save myself.

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

(Source: nikigoes)

incubic:

acadenza:

mrscalypsojackson:

imperfectwriting:

wanderlusity:

tigerrcat:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

same

If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.

the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”

one with the teenaged elephant
i feel u lil guy

omg

emaras:

if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework

(Source: shaymitchell)

(Source: kickass-pics)

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